That is HILARIOUS, my friend. You made me laugh out loud. Let's be buddies as we both move towards our final pounds. Glad your ornament is safe.
ORNAMENTS, DIET, and DREAMS
- By : Cynthia
- Category : Uncategorized
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This is too much information to share on Facebook so only those of you who still read my blog will have the opportunity to get a laugh out of this today!
Yesterday, January 3rd, 2013 I started back on Phase One of Idea Protein to (hopefully) lose my last 30 pounds before Amanda’s wedding.
Last night while sleeping, I must have subconsciously thought I was starving because I dreamt that I ate one of the wooden Christmas ornaments I’ve been working on organizing! If my subconscious didn’t think I was starving, perhaps it thought it would be easier to eat the ornaments rather than finish organizing, sorting, and dividing them. That could be true! Or, maybe because they are all strewn about the dining room table, my sleeping mind thought they were there to dine on? Who knows!
The angel shown above is the poor thing which I decided to chomp into! Yea, her arm that is up in the air… that’s the one I bit off and started to eat! Then, I decided I shouldn’t continue eating the rest of the ornamnet because I didn’t know if that particular wood type is edible and I didn’t want to get sick. I woke up shortly after that thought!
WHEW! I better get these ornaments tucked away and quickly lose these last few pounds as I can’t even sleep without these things occupying every thought!
