FINALLY, after a two month hiatus, I have repectfully and determinately (almost to the point of earnestly beseeching) inquired as to the possibility of my occasional and hopefully consistent access to the world wide web. I must save face and explain that it was never my intent to leave you …

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!!. ISsssssss ANYanyanyanayanyONEoneoneoneone OUToutoutoutout THEREererererer? WHEREererererer AMmmmmmmm Iyiyiyiyiyiyiyi? (can you hear my voice echoing?) After being freighted ‘cross country for the past three days, my keen sense(s) have detected that I am no longer being tossed to ‘n fro. Traveling round-the-clock has left me a bit dizzy – as in …

Sammy, The Rambling Raccoon here again. Ms. Jodi. HELP! If you are able to receive this message will you PLEASE (as in you MUST) double check that I was routed to the correct address. I certainly hope (and pray) you kept the tracking numbers that were issued me upon my …

I don’t know if that’s a good title or not. Is there such thing as a foreign animal exchange? This is a domestic animal so I suppose I shouldn’t say “foreign” animal (LOL). Anyway… Jodi at Learning All The Time has sent our family a raccoon. Not a real one. …